"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous
"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."Funny Short Sayings by, Ronald Reagan
"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."Funny Short Sayings by, Lyndon B. Johnson
"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning." Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.
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